Engaging in or witnessing sexual interactions involving ocular enthusiast and foremost god of gay porn, Colby Keller.
Results include being overcome by a combination of lust, awe, emotional fulfillment, and mild to moderate asphyxia. Similar to the experience of eating a large and lovely cake.
Results include being overcome by a combination of lust, awe, emotional fulfillment, and mild to moderate asphyxia. Similar to the experience of eating a large and lovely cake.
by I saw penis February 27, 2014
a keller is a guy who is so awesome and hot and funny and caring and has a dirty mind and will tell you his feelings and will love you and you WILL love him back and if you break up you will secretly still love and will never be able to get over him.
by peoplerock December 13, 2017
by Trigger Happy May 21, 2004
To be so drunk that one is unable to speak, see, or hear, such as how Helen Keller was unable to do any of those things.
"Yo man I'm gonna get soooo kellered tonight that I'm still gonna be drunk when I go to work tomorrow."
by Lorne Park Drinking Team May 22, 2007
by biscut85 June 6, 2011
by Mike jsihaiongadhsoih April 20, 2006
When a man ejaculates during oral sex in the face of his female partner in the eyes temporarily blinding her like Helen Keller
by bigterm April 30, 2014