That one kid who fucks your mom in nine different positions with airpods in. He is so sexy even newborns love him. But he surrounds himself with gay mexicans like people named Javier ,samuel ,Ishmael, and a lot of gay black kids like elijah,Jayden,jayden,marvante (the gayest). But Keldon is not gay he nicknamed this one girl mexico bc she plants and grows beans for him bc she want his black pipe.
by M o 1 e March 27, 2019
A bitchy ass mf with a smart mouth. He is a skimpy dresser and everyone loves him even though he's always bitching.
by Hinesjesusandlife April 23, 2018
A person who typically has a mop hair cut that and lives off various forms of welfare. He is your typical child that has various forms of autism and is very out-going. Keldon is usually that type of person to have a really messed up child-hood, having his father leave him at a young age. The only person that finds him attractive throughout his child-hood is his sister.
by NoChinAutism March 4, 2019
by Daddy hayden May 25, 2022
The Keldon-class cruiser was a class of Cardassian warship utilized by the Cardassian Guard during the 2370s. The Keldon hull was similar to the Galor-class spaceframe, with additions to the aft end and main body.
A number of warships of this type were also secretly constructed by the Obsidian Order in the Orias system in 2371. Built jointly with the Romulan Tal Shiar, these Keldon-class warships were fitted with cloaking devices, enhanced top speeds and weaponry. During an encounter with the USS Defiant, one of these vessels was heavily damaged by phaser cannon fire and six quantum torpedos. However, due to the fact the Defiant was heavily outnumbered, the attack ended abruptly. (DS9: "Defiant")
These same Obsidian Order Keldons were used in the abortive attack on the Founders' homeworld later that year. Due to the Dominion's phased polaron beams mounted on their ships as well as their overwhelming numbers, the Obsidian Order's Keldons were destroyed with relative ease, along with the Romulan ships. (DS9: "The Die is Cast")
These same Obsidian Order Keldons were used in the abortive attack on the Founders' homeworld later that year. Due to the Dominion's phased polaron beams mounted on their ships as well as their overwhelming numbers, the Obsidian Order's Keldons were destroyed with relative ease, along with the Romulan ships. (DS9: "The Die is Cast")
by kwesting4 February 3, 2010
it is the most majestic and considerable being in the universe, the creature loves white girls and football; usually it talks about video games and hunting. Nothing could ever overcome its greatness, it is filled with so much luxurious power that it could be considered the next George Washington. Its habitat is a small little house in the sticks, usually loud sounds come from the building cause of football. Its formal professionalism can not be surpassed by any form of trickery or disbelief. In its life it has died twice so do not try and combat it. If come in contact with the superior, just stay calm and talk about football, but DO NOT TALK ABOUT ALBURN.
Person 1: Yo, what was that one amazing thing that was so cool that everyone needs to know about it.
Person 2: Keldon Cook?
Person 1: (Head explodes.)
Person 2: Keldon Cook?
Person 1: (Head explodes.)
by HoundThatFeeds December 24, 2013
Another term for one of the lesser men in a prison. These Keldon Cooks, Aka Prison Bitches, are often looked for in order for larger prisoners to relieve their sexual urges. Yes, a Keldon Cook is the best of sexual releases, as he does not complain and gets pleasure out of it himself. Prisons often suffer from immense amounts of rapes and violence, however with more Keldon Cooks, prisons have been becoming more peaceful due to the lessening tension brought with their desire to pleasure all prisoners within 10 cell blocks.
Black Prisoner: Yo nigga, I gotta blow my load.
Other Prisoner: Shit nigga, you got to check out that Keldon Cook in cell block 69.
Black Prisoner: (Penis explodes)
Other Prisoner: Shit nigga, you got to check out that Keldon Cook in cell block 69.
Black Prisoner: (Penis explodes)
by Chris Bittner December 29, 2014