A city in Oregon who became their own city in the 80s instead of being North Salem. It has the highest meth use in the United States, and is home to many people who use weed and other drugs.
It's full of judgmental people who only respect other people like them. Most kids attend McNary High School (which is the preppy, white high school of both cities) and expect everyone else to have just as much money as their families. Most kids use their parent's money to buy drugs, brand new cars such as hummers, bmws, and vipers, and brand name clothing. Most kids here would fit in well with the kids from My Super Sweet 16.
The city of Keizer is insane.
by KeizerKid December 09, 2006

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Keizer Oregon is the coolest place on earth. Just outside Salem it has a growing gang population as well as many other promising signs of flourishing.
Keizer sure is a dandy place to live! much better than that shit whole Portland.
by G Regulat0r February 24, 2010

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