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Keitelism 

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel, the owner of a discord server known as "The authority". This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please see a phycologist.
Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard

Keitelism 

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi retard claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel (Not the real Wilhelm Keitel), the owner of a discord server known as "The Authority". And this disease has then spread from Wilhelm Keitel to his followers. This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons and brain cells, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please go see a f***ing psycologist.
Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard
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Kimerism 

The mannerisms distinctly associated with Kim Dracula such as their laugh and other specific movements unique to their personality.
We have picked up on all of Kim's Kimerisms.

That action was a Kimerism.
Kimerism by LXXLoveRoulette July 23, 2023

keyserism 

The fear of dying naked and your friends finding out that you have a small penis
As he sat on the toilet with his pants around his ankles, staring blankly at the cheap, old hot water system, keyserism played heavily on his mind.
keyserism by Absolute Classics February 5, 2017

Khizerism 

Someone who thinks they can rap, but cannot.
Has another brother who has the biggest ego on rocket league, but is plat 1 div 1.
Wanks off to Annabelle using cream and sends her weird, perverty messages.
Oh my god; you are such a Khizerist, only a Khizerist would do that.

Oh no, i missed an open net and double commited; i am such a Khizerist.
Khizerism = someone who cannot rap.
Khizerism by vHypnotic May 30, 2021
keemerism- when you do nothing but the same cycle of slanderous claims then blaming someone for something they didn't do then when you get backlash for slanderous claims you play victim. Then you lay low for awhile. (Repeat)
Damn your friend has a hard case of keemerism
keemerism by CumGoblin May 21, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026