Keister Beetle

The hyphothetical bug that is up one's butt when something unimportant suddenly needs to be done, NOW.

"He wants all the promos in the correct locations." But it'll take hours and everything just moves two feet to the left, sounds like someone has a Keister Beetle.

by bambilee April 12, 2011

Keister Bunny

The hypothetical hare that is up one's butt when something unimportant suddenly needs to be done, NOW.

"He wants all the promos in the correct locations." But it'll take hours and everything just moves two feet to the left. It sounds like someone has a Keister Bunny.

by Benevolent Deity February 25, 2018

Keister Bandit

During anal intercourse, the participant who gives rather than receives. Not a great name for your fantasy football team.

Don't drop the soap, because David is quite the keister bandit.

by Walter Babcock August 8, 2021

Manu-keister

To present something in a place or situation that one could of only concealed by keistering it

“We were in the middle of the desert, we had lost all of our backpacks....nek munit David pulls out a 3 litre bottle of Evian!”
It’s like he pulled it from his ass like he just made it by manu-keistering 😂

by Yesnil April 5, 2021