Keert 

The easiest way to remember is that keert rhymes with spirit. A nice young woman that has an open heart and an open mind. She smells of exoticness and curry. Respect is very important. And be careful when you don't show respect, because you'll get stung somehow. She has difficulty playing video games, but will not back down.

The keert made cookies!

The keert is snuggling a brown bear.

Keert by Neighboring Toph October 16, 2010

Kertalaw 

A move performed on suspects by law enforcement to determine if they are innocent or guilty. If the suspect taps out, they are proven guilty and must go to jail. The more evidence found against the suspect, the longer they have to have the move administered and the shorter the count.

All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a kertalaw

Kertalaw by Iaminc0gnito December 31, 2016

keethanan 

Keethanan is beautiful, inside and out. Knows how to light up a room. Sometimes sassy but alwayz classy!!!!!!!!!!

Nathalie: Hey babe, found anyone on tinder?
Emily: no, but Keethanan is a HUNK
Yolanda: Fuck off he's mine

keethanan by KeethananNo.1fan February 22, 2017

Keeted 

Keeted means when somebody mad you mad.

she just keeted my whole shit.

Keeted by MaliaDaDon December 6, 2021

Joe Keery 

Father of four.

Only Joe Keery would parent the crackhead kids on Stranger Things.

Joe Keery by kaylaaaa_sucks December 3, 2017

keelt

'Variation on "killt" or "killed." '

Yo, man I keelt that HUGO's mom. You know that guy in the McDonald's ads?

keelt by The Don2 November 10, 2006

Doing A Keetan 

Doing something only a person like Bin Laden, Hitler, Scooby-Doo and Joker would do in a situation where no context was given or indeed necessary for the situation.

Shremlock - Man that dude pulled his cock out of nowhere
MemerOfTime- He went for it. Now that is Doing A Keetan.

Doing A Keetan by MamoMaMia April 3, 2022