Kebabath 

A day of the week in which a kebab or outside food must be consumed.

Celebrated in office culture typically in the western hemisphere.

Normally celebrated on a Thursday in prelude to the coming weekend

Dont bring your sandwiches in tomorrow as its the kebabath

Kebabath by TheQue June 25, 2009

Kebabating 

Something to do with kebab and masturbating at the same time

My friend said hes the lord of kebab and masturbating. Kebabating

Kebabating by 131313131313131313131313 January 23, 2021

Kebabatunity

1. n When a male has a prime opportunity to attempt a kebabbing (or aggressive oral sex) on a nearby female (or male) which he is currently attempting to woo.

The best way to exploit a kebabatunity is to reach for the vagina and see how it goes.

Lad A - Dude you and (Female A) were getting pretty close
Lad B - Yeah it went pretty well
Lad A - That was such a Kebabatunity!

Kebabatunity by Spam-a-lott December 29, 2010

Kebabaholism 

The mental and physiological necessity for a variety of spit-roasted kebab meat after consuming large quantities of alcohol. A person afflicted with kebabaholism (a kebabaholic) will seek the nearest takeaway to satisfy their deepest needs.

The student's kebabaholism took hold after his sixth pint forcing him to scrounge and beg for £2.20 in order to obtain his sweet release

Kebabaholism by smadgers October 20, 2010

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008