Kebabaholism 

The mental and physiological necessity for a variety of spit-roasted kebab meat after consuming large quantities of alcohol. A person afflicted with kebabaholism (a kebabaholic) will seek the nearest takeaway to satisfy their deepest needs.

The student's kebabaholism took hold after his sixth pint forcing him to scrounge and beg for £2.20 in order to obtain his sweet release

Kebabaholism by smadgers October 20, 2010