Though usually a boy's name, when it is used as a girl's name the girl tends to be the best friend a girl can have, but some girls get jealous of her looks. Keaton is smart, funny, and VERY sexy. Though most are smart, some Keatons tend to be dumb, resulting in various acts of stupidity. They are the perfect girls.
by Mister Dave August 14, 2012
by Wow ima pig February 21, 2019
An awesome guy who usually has brown hair and gets all the girls. Everyone likes him and he has a red Ferarri.
"I have a Keaton!"
by iekdkdjdjsjjsjdjxnxnxxn November 6, 2014
Keaton is both a guy and a girls name, if a guy has the name he is very unique. He has stunning blue eyes and the sweetest smile. His personality is the definition of perfect so people often fall in love with him. The fact that he doesn’t want to break anyone he hides that person he holds inside and shows a piece of shit that he acts like, only his true friends get to see the real him. He has most likely had a rough past and only tells the people who he trusts. Once he hate you, he HATES you and holds a grudge against you for years then he finally gets over it but by then you wouldn’t be in contact anymore. So if you want him.. become good friends with him and support him no matter what.
1. Hey why do you like Keaton?
2. His personality is perfect.
1. What are you talking about, he’s a motherfucker!
2. On the inside, no he’s not.
1. Then why does he never show it?
2. He doesn’t want to hurt anyone.
1. But you fell for him.
2. That’s because he was my best friend.
2. His personality is perfect.
1. What are you talking about, he’s a motherfucker!
2. On the inside, no he’s not.
1. Then why does he never show it?
2. He doesn’t want to hurt anyone.
1. But you fell for him.
2. That’s because he was my best friend.
by The_Failure October 20, 2019
Keaton is a short guy but usually grows in the summer time🙃he have all the hoes but he don’t like hoes he just won’t a girlfriend❤️He also can play basketball very well
by Harold the dictionary guy March 12, 2018
Keaton is spider man even if you deny it, he loves big black man balls and sucks them on the daily. Who knew spider man had that dawg in him? Keaton is a fat nerd and loves his little white dog. He’s extremely outrageously hot and sexy, on baby✊🏿
by Batman ❤️ June 12, 2023
He’s kinda a bitch, it’s okay tho because he’s the bud of the joke in your friend group. If you know a Keaton he’s usually small very scronny and is a little body. If you have a Keaton in your friend group you usually just keep him around because you feel sorry for him. Oh a ps if you have a sister older or younger watch out the changes are they go for that. Also Keatons usually have attractive moms
by Lol14567 April 5, 2019