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He’s kinda a bitch, it’s okay tho because he’s the bud of the joke in your friend group. If you know a Keaton he’s usually small very scronny and is a little body. If you have a Keaton in your friend group you usually just keep him around because you feel sorry for him. Oh a ps if you have a sister older or younger watch out the changes are they go for that. Also Keatons usually have attractive moms
He is definitely the Keaton of the friend group. Everyone makes jokes around him!
by Lol14567 April 5, 2019
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