Keatharans are extremely tall people who 9 times out of 10 will lie about their height to boost their ego. They tend to have long greasy hair and their interests will likely include smoking. Essentially, they’re the bootleg version of “skater boys”. Keatharans are easily to spot as they’re the strangest one in the friend group.
Person 1: Hey, look at that weirdo over there!
Person 2: Oh shit, that’s definitely a Keatharan
by Ahsrav October 16, 2020
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