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/ˈkərniNG/

1. (n.)The spacing between letters or characters in a piece of text to be printed.
2. (v.)When you finish the bag of popcorn and all that’s left are kernels at the bottom - but you’re still hungry.
1. "I am very concerned about the kerning on this text, it looks awful."
2. "We're out of popcorn and I'm totally kerning right now."
Kerning by tone-mo February 11, 2019
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Kensinger 

To brutally beat the life out of an individual until they get a massive concussion and get sent to the hospital after they cheap shot you in a fight.
I once got really mad at this kid and ended up Kensingering him.
Kensinger by Joe Smellerton October 15, 2011

kensington curbstomp 

A violent practice originating from the gangs in Kensington. The procedure is carried out by forcing the victim to open their mouth and "bite the curb". The victim is then kicked repeatedly in the back of the head until the lower jaw separates from the skull. This practice usually results in deadly blood loss.
"I heard Phil got the Kensington curbstomp when he fucked with some kids on his way home. They said his teeth were embedded in the sidewalk"
kensington curbstomp by klas August 30, 2006

Kensington shrimp 

cheese curls; cheese puffs that have that "shrimp-like" curl to them
Ma: Why the fuck is the remote control all orange and greasy!?!?

Me: Don't look at me, Ma! Ray was the one eating the Kensington shrimp earlier.
Kensington shrimp by killadelphi October 20, 2008

Kensington yoga 

When a junkie is on the train or bus or sitting or standing anywhere in general and are so high off the shits they never fall when they are dipping out from the high putting them in a deep concentration of Kensington yoga
Yo bro look at that junk box doing Kensington yoga on the mail box those fuckers never fall

Kensington Aldridge Academy

A school located in West-London- commonly known as the school in the shadow of Grenfell tower. The headteacher is David Benson, a lovely gap-toothed chap. :). This school is definitely not full of roadmen and skets.
Person 1: I go Kensington Aldridge Academy.
Person 2: In that case, inabit.

Somerset and Kensington 

N. A Philadelphia L-train stop that is notorious for it's open air drug market. Before even leaving the platform, one can hear addicts shouting "Works!"

If you come down they will try to sell you clean needles (works) or take you to the heroin dealer. The market is entirely open-air and is one of the reasons Philadelphia is hopeless, angry, and no longer the city of brotherly love,
Somerset and Kensington is a dangerous place.