Keaon 

A Keaon is a very special person because of the silent "a" in the middle that is usually non-existant or is replaced with a "y". Keaon is naturally talented at pretty much all he does; school, sports and especially video games. He gets approval from everybody and every guy wants to be his friend, on top of the fact that he has no problems with the ladies because of his looks. A keaon is also very humble, although they are completely aware of their superiority.

Guy 1: Man, that Keaon is sure one cool dude

Guy 2: Yeah, you can tell he's no KeYon

Keaon by CheckMyStats November 20, 2011

Wholesome 100 Keanu Chungus 

A sarcastic phrase used to satirize Reddit's often cringeworthy circlejerk culture and internet celebrity worship.

The phrase originates from combining various parts of Reddit culture including worshipping Keanu Reeves, the Skyrim "100" meme, "wholesome" culture, and the Big Chungus meme.

Guy (Sarcastically): Hey, look at me, I use Reddit and I follow all the latest internet trends! Wow that post is Wholesome 100 Keanu Chungus!

Wholesome 100 Keanu Chungus by adatbatsquat June 1, 2020

Keanu Blye 

To reach beyond many opportunities to enrich your life and work towards a balance of achieving your vision of success in all 12 dimensions of Life, Health, Fitness, Intellectual, Emotional Character, Spiritual, Love Relationship, Social, Finances, all aspects of life.

For example, a 'Keanu Blye" is living beyond human existence and the beauty of life in all dimensions with great understanding to humanity. "Love all, be all abundantly, never give up, only move up", Written by Cice Rivera

Keanu Blye by Cice Rivera June 26, 2021

Brett Keane 

A youtuber from Missouri who was one of the founding fathers of the youtube atheist community who was very popular in his day during the start of youtube around 2006, but then fell from grace and had his original channel taken down through acts of doc dropping, plagiarism, false DMCAs, flase flagging, fabricating evidence to accuse people of acts such as attacking his family, and scams. After making an e-begging video asking for money to solve his supposed eviction from his home (almost certainly also a scam) he became a Christian because Christians donated the most money to him.

Throughout the years he's gone back and forth many times on his religious stances, going through likely hundreds of frequently terminated youtube accounts. He is best known today for being an object of mockery by his former friends TheAmazingAtheist and PaulsEgo on their podcast The Drunken Peasants.

DP fan: Hey dude, did you see Paul fucking rip the manatee a new asshole last show?

Other DP fan: Yeah man! I bet Brett Keane is beating Dorn right now out of pure rage!

Brett Keane by MuslimGoku July 16, 2016

Buster Keaton 

Joseph Frank "Buster" Keaton was an American actor and comedian during the 1920s.

During the 1980s in Oakland, CA his stage name became local slang describing a person that is fake or a phony. Someone who does not deserve respect. A fake actor that cant even go by his real name.

I think its time for you to keep movin' Buster Keaton - we know youre selling woof tickets.

Buster Keaton sells fake rolexes and shwag on the corner of E14

Buster Keaton by c.harris February 13, 2018

Keanu Reeves

Chuck Norris 2019

Random guy in crowd: You're breathtaking.

Keanu Reeves pulls a uno reverse carf while also saying no you.

Keanu Reeves by Da godfather June 16, 2019

Michael Keaton 

Stimulant drug (Mephedrone)(MKAT)(Meow Meow) Once a man made legal high similar to amphetamine now illegal.

'A heathon from Eton.. On a bag of Michael Keaton'

Michael Keaton by AJK23 January 14, 2020