abbrev; CKHS
^ A high school located in Kitsap County, Washington,
United States. It is one of the seven schools in the Central Kitsap School District that provides secondary curriculum.
CKHS consists of:
1.) an ever-growing population of ‘alt’
girls / boys / non-binaries who consider themselves “emo” for wearing black and listening to Mitski
2.) Dudes who pretend to like Mitski so they could get with said “emo.”
<These individuals’ plans 9/10 usually do not work out.>
3.) Entitled fake hood dudes that primarily listen to mainstream
rap artists similar to the likes of Yeat, Carti,
Kanye, SlayWorld, etc; but then on rare occasions play a more ballad-like genre of R&B artists such as: Steve Lacy, Frank
Ocean, Keshi, or Brent Faiyaz on either the aux or their Instagram Story to make a good impression on their
shawty. (Ladies, don’t ever fall for this.)
4.) The same entitled fake hood dudes except nic addicted
5.) Wannabe ABG’
s that for some reason romanticize The Bay and its gang culture.
6.) Some Unprofessional, Non-engaging teachers that fail to establish relevancy.
No, I do not want to hear about the psychedelic trips you experienced 100 years ago in
college literally two seconds after you announced out loud the
death of a public figure/celebrity in the middle of an exam.
For the most part, the staff are great.
7.) No lockers.
BroDude 1: “Oh, you like Mitski too? She is my favorite artist”
Alt-Chick 1: “c’mon, stop lying to these hoes. u do not listen to Mitski”
Random Dude *eavesdropping* : “
um Okay, then…... I’
m gonna go to my non-existent locker now..”
A excerpt from a Central Kitsap
High School Convo (probably)
‘Mitski’ could also be interchanged with ‘Pierce The Veil,’ ‘Taylor Swift,’ or ‘Deftones’
