Ghostwriter Kate Punch is the most popular online chain letter today punching along all over myspace and facebook. It's "I Love You Kate Punch" anagrams to "Vulpine Acute Hooky" meaning: a "Crafty Sharp Hook”
The creepy chain letter goes:
“a skinny little 12 year old girl with dark hair, pale skin, wearing fun bright colorful make-up named Katie Punch was knifed bloody rot in her sleep the night she started her period by a creepy mad doctor with a hand of a hook, who was infatuated with her.
the murderer chanted “Vulpine Acute Hookey” as he stabbed her bloody dead. Katie wants revenge. now that you read this… in-between the click of the light switch, Katie Punch will enter your dreams tonight and hook you bloody rot to freaking hell.
she’ll stand next to you beside your bed… staring at you with one single bat of her spider lashes… and with a cheeky smile she’ll cut her finger with a hook that shines in the darkness… drawing ‘Love’ backwards “Evol” on your chest with her blood… then kill you the way the mad doctor stabbed her to death.
unless, you comment this story to 10 different people Katie Punch will not harm you. 1 out of 10 people you comment must start her period tonight. if not, you’re screwed… Kate Punch is coming to LovE youuuu.....
The creepy chain letter goes:
“a skinny little 12 year old girl with dark hair, pale skin, wearing fun bright colorful make-up named Katie Punch was knifed bloody rot in her sleep the night she started her period by a creepy mad doctor with a hand of a hook, who was infatuated with her.
the murderer chanted “Vulpine Acute Hookey” as he stabbed her bloody dead. Katie wants revenge. now that you read this… in-between the click of the light switch, Katie Punch will enter your dreams tonight and hook you bloody rot to freaking hell.
she’ll stand next to you beside your bed… staring at you with one single bat of her spider lashes… and with a cheeky smile she’ll cut her finger with a hook that shines in the darkness… drawing ‘Love’ backwards “Evol” on your chest with her blood… then kill you the way the mad doctor stabbed her to death.
unless, you comment this story to 10 different people Katie Punch will not harm you. 1 out of 10 people you comment must start her period tonight. if not, you’re screwed… Kate Punch is coming to LovE youuuu.....
by heDidAveryBadThing June 13, 2010
Kate Punch is the most popular online chain letter today punching along all over facebook, youtube & other social networks by a friend of a friend's friend.
Kate Punch is a skinny little 12 year old girl w/black hair, dark blue eyes & pale skin sporting fun bright colorful make-up was gutted bloody rot in her sleep the night she started her period by a Creepy Hook-Handed Stranger who was madly infatuated with her… 4 she is the girl.
At the witching hour on Hallows Eve night u can hear the leaves whisper in trees like witches as the murderer chanted “Vulpine Acute Hooky” as he stabbed her bloody dead.
Kate wants revenge! Now that u have read this… in-between the click of the light switch, Kate Punch will enter your dreams tonight 2 hook u bloody rot 2 freaking hell!
Standing next 2 u beside your bed… there’s a fine line between Love & Hate… . staring at u with 1 blue bat of her spider lashes… u smell Candy Apple across her face & with her wickedly cheeky smile that plays around her lips, sharp & perilously, she’ll slice her finger upward with a crafty sharp hook… her bloody red finger dragging & bleeding the word “EVOL’ which is “Love” spelt backwards across your chest. With a twinkle in her eye, she’ll kill u the way the Creepy Hook-Handed Stranger stabbed her 2 death.
Unless, u comment this story to 10 different people, Kate Punch will not harm u. 1 out of 10 people you comment must start her period tonight. If not, you’re screwed… Kate Punch is coming 2 LovE youuu
Kate Punch is a skinny little 12 year old girl w/black hair, dark blue eyes & pale skin sporting fun bright colorful make-up was gutted bloody rot in her sleep the night she started her period by a Creepy Hook-Handed Stranger who was madly infatuated with her… 4 she is the girl.
At the witching hour on Hallows Eve night u can hear the leaves whisper in trees like witches as the murderer chanted “Vulpine Acute Hooky” as he stabbed her bloody dead.
Kate wants revenge! Now that u have read this… in-between the click of the light switch, Kate Punch will enter your dreams tonight 2 hook u bloody rot 2 freaking hell!
Standing next 2 u beside your bed… there’s a fine line between Love & Hate… . staring at u with 1 blue bat of her spider lashes… u smell Candy Apple across her face & with her wickedly cheeky smile that plays around her lips, sharp & perilously, she’ll slice her finger upward with a crafty sharp hook… her bloody red finger dragging & bleeding the word “EVOL’ which is “Love” spelt backwards across your chest. With a twinkle in her eye, she’ll kill u the way the Creepy Hook-Handed Stranger stabbed her 2 death.
Unless, u comment this story to 10 different people, Kate Punch will not harm u. 1 out of 10 people you comment must start her period tonight. If not, you’re screwed… Kate Punch is coming 2 LovE youuu
by heDidAveryBadThing July 16, 2010
Kate Punch Haters
Kate Punch Haters are unhealthy people who suffer from paranoia, delusions, hallucinations, hatred, pathological disorders, fanaticism and the list goes on... these closet crazy lunatics obsess over writer Kate Punch and follow her around.
Kate Punch Haters are unhealthy people who suffer from paranoia, delusions, hallucinations, hatred, pathological disorders, fanaticism and the list goes on... these closet crazy lunatics obsess over writer Kate Punch and follow her around.
I seen Kate Punch wondering around her back yard wearing a inappropriate dress, said the creepy elementary school counselor in her low low very low monotone voice.
I been watching Kate Punch for years said the old retired cop.
I seen Kate Punch eat macaroni and cheese out of a can, said the satanic child protective service lady... Let the ritual begin, said her fat cannibalistic assistant.
Kate Punch is very bad to like cookies and music, said the evil social worker with a candid smile and a very sweet conniving voice.
... 'I seen it all!' said the little country mouse...
Really? Wow, that is what I call Kate Punch Haters!
I been watching Kate Punch for years said the old retired cop.
I seen Kate Punch eat macaroni and cheese out of a can, said the satanic child protective service lady... Let the ritual begin, said her fat cannibalistic assistant.
Kate Punch is very bad to like cookies and music, said the evil social worker with a candid smile and a very sweet conniving voice.
... 'I seen it all!' said the little country mouse...
Really? Wow, that is what I call Kate Punch Haters!
by saveKatePunch August 3, 2010
Kate Punch Haters
Kate Punch Haters are unhealthy people who suffer from paranoia, delusions, hallucinations, hatred, pathological disorders, fanaticism and the list goes on... these closet crazy lunatics obsess over writer Kate Punch and follow her around.
Kate Punch Haters are unhealthy people who suffer from paranoia, delusions, hallucinations, hatred, pathological disorders, fanaticism and the list goes on... these closet crazy lunatics obsess over writer Kate Punch and follow her around.
I seen Kate Punch wondering around her back yard wearing a inappropriate dress, said the creepy elementary school counselor in her low low very low monotone voice.
I been watching Kate Punch for years said the old retired cop.
I seen Kate Punch eat macaroni and cheese out of a can, said the satanic child protective service lady... Let the ritual begin, said her fat cannibalistic assistant.
Kate Punch is very bad to like cookies and music, said the evil social worker with a candid smile and a very sweet conniving voice.
... 'I seen it all!' said the little country mouse...
Really? Wow, that is what I call Kate Punch Haters!
I been watching Kate Punch for years said the old retired cop.
I seen Kate Punch eat macaroni and cheese out of a can, said the satanic child protective service lady... Let the ritual begin, said her fat cannibalistic assistant.
Kate Punch is very bad to like cookies and music, said the evil social worker with a candid smile and a very sweet conniving voice.
... 'I seen it all!' said the little country mouse...
Really? Wow, that is what I call Kate Punch Haters!
by saveKatePunch August 3, 2010
Kate Punch Haters
Kate Punch Haters are unhealthy people who suffer from paranoia, delusions, hallucinations, hatred, pathological disorders, fanaticism and the list goes on... these closet crazy lunatics obsess over writer Kate Punch and follow her around.
Kate Punch Haters are unhealthy people who suffer from paranoia, delusions, hallucinations, hatred, pathological disorders, fanaticism and the list goes on... these closet crazy lunatics obsess over writer Kate Punch and follow her around.
I seen Kate Punch wondering around her back yard wearing a inappropriate dress, said the creepy elementary school counselor in her low low very low monotone voice.
I been watching Kate Punch for years said the old retired cop.
I seen Kate Punch eat macaroni and cheese out of a can, said the satanic child protective service lady... Let the ritual begin, said her fat cannibalistic assistant.
Kate Punch is very bad to like cookies and music, said the evil social worker with a candid smile and a very sweet conniving voice.
... 'I seen it all!' said the little country mouse...
Really? Wow, that is what I call Kate Punch Haters!
I been watching Kate Punch for years said the old retired cop.
I seen Kate Punch eat macaroni and cheese out of a can, said the satanic child protective service lady... Let the ritual begin, said her fat cannibalistic assistant.
Kate Punch is very bad to like cookies and music, said the evil social worker with a candid smile and a very sweet conniving voice.
... 'I seen it all!' said the little country mouse...
Really? Wow, that is what I call Kate Punch Haters!
by saveKatePunch August 3, 2010