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Katatonic 

After drinking excessively, the state of feeling as if limb muscles and the central nervous system are disengaged from one another and that this might be the onset of some truly debilitating disease like MS or ALS but is in fact just a symptom of the DTs.
Maybe it was the six bottles of wine I drank last night that made me feel so Katatonic or maybe I am about to die of a massive failure of my nervous system.
Katatonic by Windsorgirl September 8, 2010
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katatonic syndrome 

a special feature of being attracted to douche bags, loving your self, losing weight when you don't need to and having an excuse for everything in the world.
My friend Victoria has katatonic syndrome. She recently broke up with a bf who was a douche bag and she's trying to lose weight when she doesn't need to.
katatonic syndrome by lolek1 December 1, 2010

Kataholic 

A man who cares a whole lot for a woman because she is smart, articulate, charismatic,and beautiful even though he thinks she has misled and manipulated him.
Boy, this guy's a complete Kataholic about that English chick.
Kataholic by windsorgirl September 13, 2010

Katatonia 

A superb metal band, for fans of Opeth, October Tide and Daylight Dies.

Katatonia 

Katatonia is a unique Swedish metal band which pioneered death-doom metal outside of the UK.

Formerly a death-doom metal band, presently a completely unfathomable stew-up of different genres, best defined as Katatonia metal. For all intents and purposes, Katatonia is a duo of Anders and Jonas and a revolving door of other guys. Has a large multi-genre appeal but has never quite had the popularity of their friends and old bandmates in Opeth.

Anyone who puts oneself through the enjoyable misery of listening to their music and trained in the art of deciphering death-metal vocals will find the lyrics regard purely depression, loss and heartbreak, composed in faux-poetic abstract word sandwiches. Were the members not gnarly long haired death-metaller types, we might be inclined to feel a little worried about them.

The act of listening to their music is best compared to having your heart and soul ripped out and stamped on a bit, gently, caringly, and meaningfully, all at once. If this sounds like BDSM, maybe it is. Nevertheless, it has a dedicated fan-base that seem to like this and have persisted through the decades so that they can have their feelings stamped on a bit more with each new album.

Not krieg enough to like in trve kvlt metal circles anymore. Hide your guilty pleasure, or claim that you haven't been able to enjoy them since "Sounds of Decay".
Me - JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THESE GUYS ARE SO BLOODY GREAT KATATONIA ARE LIFE THEY NEED TO BE WORLD LEADERS OH MY GOD IM GOING TO CUM
Normal guy - What?
Katatonia by Kocy July 12, 2016

Catatonic Rat 

An insult that is the combination of calling someone one a rat and cat, which makes a combination of an even more effective insult.
Hilly: Sorry, I ate your lasagne from the fridge this morning
Maya: OMG, YOU'RE SUCH A CATATONIC RAT!!
Catatonic Rat by darkgrey2000 June 14, 2018

Klattatonic 

The state often succeeding a Klattaclysm marked by debilitating silent laughter and a temporary inability to function or maintain coherent conversation.
We were talking about physics and she suddenly entered a klattatonic state, I don't even know how it happened.
Klattatonic by sumiambrosia July 24, 2009