baby kata is a international terrorist who presumably died after they set off a explodion of shit in a small town in Africa.
their last words were: COM ON, DROP IT NOW!
It is unknown if baby kata is still outheir
their last words were: COM ON, DROP IT NOW!
It is unknown if baby kata is still outheir
by WeggyIsAwesome July 8, 2021
n - Kata that is performed in a slow and sluggish manner, having your arms swing around in "undead motions" like a zombie.
Girl: What the hell is wrong with you? Why is your kata so sloppy and weak?
Guy: Because its my zombie-kata.
Guy: Because its my zombie-kata.
by Gorillafaceoff April 22, 2011
Throught analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights.The cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element.The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon.each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone.Inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents.While keeping the defendant clear of the statistical traditional trajectories of return fire.By the masters of this art your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%.The difference of a 63% increased lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
by Me February 17, 2004
The martial arts/shooting technique that involves predicting exactly where your opponent will be and where he will fire his shots, thereby knowing where bullets will go. As seen in the movie 'Equilibrium'
by Mikey490 June 14, 2003
a fictional and stupid faux martial arts with guns used in a lame ass movie called Equilibrium and believed plausible by it's idotic fans.
jim got killed last week when he attempted to use Gun Kata to stop a bully, the bully grabbed the guns from him and beat the living shit out of Jim while yelling at him "you're supposed to shoot a fucking gun! not wave it around!"
by Mr Wall December 31, 2005
by _arisatothecool_ May 28, 2022
Dance of the deadly ninja hands
A series of deadly moves for which there is no defence. Originally coined by a spoof martial artist in the 1980’s
A series of deadly moves for which there is no defence. Originally coined by a spoof martial artist in the 1980’s
One minute my cousin was standing next to me in the queue of people, then next his mangled body is lying next to us all on the floor. No one saw anything! A ninja must have given him the Kata Dante
by Futurewasp May 26, 2019