by Heyitzimy March 29, 2019
You know when your first in Mario Kart Wii, and in the last lap, suddenly you fall off the edge and finnish 12th and you get the urge to chuck the Wii'l/Wiimote out the window but in your haste to stop yourself you hit yourself with the controller.
Mimi had almost finnished Wario's Gold Mine, but in her haste to come in first, she fell off the side, finnished last and thus hit herself hard with the Wii'l.
"Kart Angst again?" asked her mother whilst handing her an ice pack.
"Kart Angst again?" asked her mother whilst handing her an ice pack.
by Nintendo Nerd July 23, 2009
The first ever game in the Garfield kart series. People still argue to this day that its the greatest game ever created because of its extensive and deep lore. Garfield Kart 1 was the first to reveal that lyman is absent from the game because of him actually being dead and his corpse is locked in Jim Davis´s basement. Garfield Kart has also had an amazing speed running community that is still active and running to this day. The much anticipated sequal to Garfield kart (Garfield Kart: Furious Racing) is not as lore extensive as its first outing but it still has a good story and a compelling and emotional moment at the end that made us all cry.
dude did you hear about the new theory matpat made on Garfield Kart? Yeah! but he got some things wrong like the odie dreaming theory.
by Milky Potato December 10, 2020
Mario Karting:
Mario Karting can be observed when an individual attempts to drive a vehicle while under the influence of various narcotics & is most commonly associated with "candy flipping".
Although LSD & MDMA are the base ingredients for a true Mario Karting experience this can be further enhanced by adding to the mix such marvels as Valium, Nitrous Oxide & Marijuana Leaf - this list is not exhaustive.
Mario Karting can be observed when an individual attempts to drive a vehicle while under the influence of various narcotics & is most commonly associated with "candy flipping".
Although LSD & MDMA are the base ingredients for a true Mario Karting experience this can be further enhanced by adding to the mix such marvels as Valium, Nitrous Oxide & Marijuana Leaf - this list is not exhaustive.
Jimmy thought it'd be a good idea to go Mario Karting after a wild night out. He turned up the dial on his stereo & decided on some filthy ragga jungle for the ride. The tunes were banging & the roads were swerving but Jimmy thought he was doing just fine. His foot was down & with him bearing down on the destination he was seeking all of a sudden out of nowhere... WHAM. Poor Jimmy became the "Madcapped Parked Car Killer Man".
by Devastez July 5, 2011
by Zack April 10, 2005
garfield kart succks
by whatiscow March 30, 2017
An extreme sexual practice typically performed between two or more homosexual men. Considered deviant by many and outlawed under sodomy laws in most states.
by Danny June 19, 2006