Karson is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He's handsome and fun to talk too. Conversations come naturally when you talk to him and he can make you smile at any time of the day. I wish I had met a Karson earlier in my life because I like him so, so, so much. I want to spend the rest of my life with him because he is just so amazing. He's tall and respectful and he just makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside and has trust issues he has been hurt never lose a karson he can be a ass sometimes but he means we and will always be there for you and he smokes hella weed so watch your karson closely
karson one of a kind he's a stud hes tall aghh. hes such a karson
by the one who knows him best. October 11, 2019
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An ocasionly used word for a long, strtingy, wet, sloppy, poop.
Man, I just dropped the biggest karson ever!
by Kinggoobero January 4, 2008
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When you get fucked so hard and orgasm so much that you're legit fucked up from it; penis drunk; high off cumming
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karson is the worst person ever. he farts and likes little girls
1. Karson? that’s the work person ever
2. He farts a lot
3. He likes little girls
by hatekarson4life December 20, 2021
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The act of banging your girl as fast as you can, and right before your about to cum you scream I AM SPEED
Hey you down to do the dirty Karson tonight”
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Young forever single man who has an unexplained love for volcom shit. Swears a lot and thoroughly enjoys drinking and jerky boarding. Every time he gets drunk he somehow ends up hitting on his attractive first cousin, with full knowledge that they're related. Also loves anal.
That Karson Becker is real twat waffle.
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The epitome of awesome manly-ness.
"Karson Hatch" dinned with chuck norris and the most intersting man in the world while benchpressing a planet.
by geee i wonder... August 20, 2010
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