Karnitz

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A person who wrestles and gets a boner, he works his mother every weekend and gets hard for people who look like his sister. he only gets laid by fat chicks and asks if they have a younger brother that he can have sex with. stay away if u dont want ur ass to hurt the next morning

wow i just saw karnitz bang some little kid at the park

Karnitz by Scarnutz supporter October 7, 2009

Joel Kanitz

A sexy ass fool from a band called This Century! WOOT. :)
Myspace.com/ThisCentury

"Did you get a picture with Joel Kanitz at the show last night?"

Joel Kanitz by yomamainbigbear March 9, 2009

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Joel Kanitz

The adorable clean-living vocalist for This Century. From AZ. Used to do screamo in a band called Waste of Day. Loving father of Skylar (cat) and Cooper (dog). Looks mighty fine in a Pikachu costume. Artistic - he designed the album cover, logo and posters for Sound of Fire. Religious. Has an eargasmic voice and an extremely attractive face that makes the angels sing.

Joel Kanitz is thisclose to perfection.

Joel Kanitz by ThisCenturySophee July 25, 2011

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Karitza

Sexy,beautiful,and talented

Do you see that beautiful girl over there?
Yeah that's Karitza.

Karitza by 5674845 February 8, 2015

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karnith

A name that describes a small,tiny girl,wanting nothing more than to be LOVED by someone other than his OR HER parents.

"Woah this girl is such a Karnith,She needs some love"

karnith by Averagecringe December 16, 2016

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kranitz

Spouts lies profusely for anecdotal purposes, likes to imagine he's 'the tough guy' when in reality he couldn't twat a daffodil, thinks it is acceptable to completely disregard friends, is the epitome of the word 'lamer' when it comes to computing, has a secret liking for pink spandex + S Club Juniors.

That there is a lesser spotted Kranitz. Run!

kranitz by Mr Gognitti March 18, 2004

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jack kernitz

The well known hot frannies boy who’s a god at hockey and gets hella girls

Oh jack kernitz yeah he’s the hot frannies boy

jack kernitz by Bigshrekdaddy April 16, 2020

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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