Guy 1: I stole money from a homeless guy 2 days ago.
Guy 2: That is pretty sick dude.
Guy 1: I was jumped the next day.
Guy 2: Karma is a bitch.
by Vilz132 June 4, 2012
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Mike broke his leg after he hit that old lady with a stick, karma's a bitch.
by daniel surratt May 7, 2007
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Well that is an Adorable Representative Mc for Youth In short ARMYs no matter what antis and haters talk about them BTS and their Family Armys Keep domaniting the WORLD.
Example: Remember when MIC Drop Remix went gold and haters said it was thanks to western artists collaborating? DNA went gold, a full korean song sang only by BTS, no collabs. Karma is an ARMYs
by ArmyHolics February 12, 2018
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Karma is the Hindu and Buddhist philosophy according to which the quality of people’s current and future lives is determined by their behavior in this and in previous lives. Good behavior is rewarded with goodness in life, and bad behavior is punished.

It is something like God: it takes one to be a believer to experience it and be convinced of it.

In today's world though, the applicability of karma is limited only to the current life, since future lives are more a matter of speculation.
A good intermix of right and wrong actions may help you establish a theory of karma for your personal use.
by Clint McConley June 27, 2004
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A primarily Hindu belief that ties in with reincarnation- if you are good and build up good karma in this life, then next time you might be reincarnated as a Brahmin, or a Kshatriya. (In Hinduism, the only caste that is able to become enlightened thereby escaping the endless cycle of rebirths are the top caste, the Brahmins).
If I'm really good, maybe I'll get enlightened.. yay!
by rachel February 1, 2004
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What makes you regret doing bad things. a real pain in the ass.
I shattered this guy's windows and my house burned to the ground the very next day. The guy showed up to me and said it was karma before spitting in my face and kicking me in the nuts.
by JesusC. May 13, 2010
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As per Taylor Swift, karma has many definitions:

1. Taylor Swift's boyfriend
2. A god
3. The breeze in Taylor Swift's hair on the weekend
4. A relaxing thought
5. A cat purring in Taylor Swift's lap 'cause it loves Taylor Swift
6. The thunder rattling your ground
7. A queen
8. The guy on the screen coming straight home to Taylor Swift
'Cause karma is my boyfriend
Karma is a god
Karma is the breeze in my hair on the weekend
Karma's a relaxing thought
by quanpoten August 31, 2023
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