A karate mom is kind of like a soccer mom, only with a higher IQ and well disciplined children. While her kids COULD kick soccer mom's kids' butts, they choose not to.
Hey - your friend is such a great mom, she's so smart and her kids are so well behaved!
Yeah, she's a karate mom!
Yeah, she's a karate mom!
by TwinsHappenTwice April 14, 2011
When some random person who has clearly never been in a mosh pit decides to start flailing his arms around like a retard and smacks people in the face
everyone else: (pushes each other aggressively and yelling)
Annoying Karate Kid: (Screams REEEEEE!! While flailing his arms)
Singer:(Stops concert) "Hey!, Theres no Karate In The Pit
Annoying Karate Kid: (Screams REEEEEE!! While flailing his arms)
Singer:(Stops concert) "Hey!, Theres no Karate In The Pit
by No-Karate-In-The-Pit October 15, 2018
A style of Karate developed by Mas Oyama who many consider the god of Karate. It's famous for it's bareknuckle competitions. Early in it's creation the founder of Kyokushin and his students went to Thailand to determine which is the ultimate striking art on earth. Karate or Muay Thai?
Kyokushin has many derivatives such as Enshin, Ashihara, Daido juku, and others. But they all have the same spirit as the same style.
Kyokushin has many derivatives such as Enshin, Ashihara, Daido juku, and others. But they all have the same spirit as the same style.
Thaiboxer: Karate sucks
Kyokushin4life: I think you're talking about some other bitch ass Karate style.
Thaiboxer: no I'm talking about your bitch ass. Kyokushin Karate.
Kyokushin4life: that's it let's go!
Kyokushin4life: I think you're talking about some other bitch ass Karate style.
Thaiboxer: no I'm talking about your bitch ass. Kyokushin Karate.
Kyokushin4life: that's it let's go!
by nappyheaded September 1, 2006
When you have trouble sleeping and you find your body in several awkward positions and kicking your sheets throughout the night.
by radken April 27, 2009
(n) an ancient art of self-defense and offense used by Italians for generations. Basically, it involves beating the shit out of someone. Then, if they are still coming at you, take out a baseball bat. If they are still coming at you, use a gun. That's it.
Italian karate is a joke, actually. Despite the stereotype, Italians are not all violent and crime-prone. They are hard-working, intelligent people. Viva Italia!!!
by New Jack Swing April 19, 2006
Sudden and uncontrolled arm and leg movements that wake you up from a tenuous slumber. This phenomena commonly occurs on the first sober night of sleeping after several consecutive nights of being hammered.
by DomeRules June 18, 2009
Luke may be an expert at gay karate, but if he ever gets in to a bar fight, he better hope someones there to tap out a beat on a drum, or he's going to get his ass kicked.
by capowhya May 15, 2006