Colin Kaepernick took a situation and fronted to the world like it was something that mattered to him but in reality what actually mattered to him was the attention it brought to him. It was a lie, misleading, etc. It was a con that no one questioned the motives behind because it was unrolled at the perfect time. It was BS. SO, “No Kap” means no BS, no kidding, not playing, all jokes aside, for real for real, etc.

Me: I saw your girl making out with your cousin at the movies last night.
You: Stop playing.. You serious right now?
Me: I saw it with my eyes, No-Kap.

No-Kap by Dadd1o May 8, 2019

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Kapn Hook

to go hard in a joan fest and go a rant at the end.

person 1:
There is a new robot
he likes girls but he's got no shot
he is as dirty as a used sock
when you go near him wear a smock
his swag is rusty, kinda like his cock
person 2: dang son you just pulled went kapn hook on em

Kapn Hook by Da HOOk MAn December 9, 2009

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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