Kap'n
A contraction of Kaptain.
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No-Kap
Colin Kaepernick took a situation and fronted to the world like it was something that mattered to him but in reality what actually mattered to him was the attention it brought to him. It was a lie, misleading, etc. It was a con that no one questioned the motives behind because it was unrolled at the perfect time. It was BS. SO, “No Kap” means no BS, no kidding, not playing, all jokes aside, for real for real, etc.
Me: I saw your girl making out with your cousin at the movies last night.
You: Stop playing.. You serious right now?
Me: I saw it with my eyes, No-Kap.
You: Stop playing.. You serious right now?
Me: I saw it with my eyes, No-Kap.
Kapn Hook
person 1:
There is a new robot
he likes girls but he's got no shot
he is as dirty as a used sock
when you go near him wear a smock
his swag is rusty, kinda like his cock
person 2: dang son you just pulled went kapn hook on em
There is a new robot
he likes girls but he's got no shot
he is as dirty as a used sock
when you go near him wear a smock
his swag is rusty, kinda like his cock
person 2: dang son you just pulled went kapn hook on em
Kapn Hook by Da HOOk MAn December 9, 2009
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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