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He thinks he is a beast, and he is. He's pretty cool, tall, he makes a lot of dirty jokes, and he will steal your calculator. All in all, he's a cool person to be around.
"Do you know that guy Kammon, he's tall." "I couldn't do my math homework last night because that Kammon stole my calculator!"
Kammon by Syd124369 September 5, 2011
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The most beautiful think to walk on two legs this side of the Mississippi. Comes from the Kaz genus and has evolved a tremendous amount over the past thousand years. Very fond of wearing halloween clothes, tons of makeup, mini skirts, and tops all of which are too small. It has a tendency to burst out in random noises for unknown reasons. Little is still known of this species but thanks to funding from the Poti Association answers will be found. KKB
Look, off in the distance, is that, is that a Kazmond?
Kazmond by BCLAY February 9, 2008
Kannon is a very kind person. He is hot as hell and gets girls easy. He is funny and you will want to hang out with him all the time. But 5 other girls probably like him too…
Damn I really like kannon but so do five other girls
Kannon by @helpmeplz December 10, 2021
A Kamon is someone whose purest joy is derived from making others uncomfortable and surprised, yet everyone loves them. Except for people who hate being made uncomfortable or surprised. Clever, bizarre, and spontaneous, the Kamon carries with him a substantial bubble butt that he uses to push others out of his way, often in the bathroom. Sneaks up on others flawlessly...may claim they are a ninja. They probaby are. Well-versed in RPGs, the Marvel universe, and Japanese swords, they can take you down and keep you down. The Kamon, when making faces, will shock and delight you; when it smiles, you will want a hug. Has a weakness for redheads and is master of "That's what she said" jokes. Totally gross yet unbelievably attractive, the Kamon is the life of the party with their crazy antics, witty humor, ultra-creepiness, and intrisic awesomer-than-awesome-sause-ness.
Victim - "Who is humping my leg slowly and forcefully whilst complimenting my choice of socks in a whisper?"
Friend - "Oh, it's just a Kamon."

"It's hard to get away from a Kamon." (I have actually said this)
kamon by Cake of Carrots February 5, 2010
Kanyon’s are really nice friendly people girls really love Kanyon’s there are very curly and they have really nice hair! There are usually really athletic use y’all you at football it basketball! And they are very loyal to there girlfriend they would never cheat on you and they are very trustworthy!
Kanyon is soo cute
Kanyon by Nicolace July 14, 2019
One beautiful man. Intricate and full of mystery. He’s probably sad all the time but is edgy as hell. Kannon’s dress well and love flowers and smell really good.
“Who’s that guy he smells good and his outfit is dope”
“That’s kannon”
Kannon by Racattack September 25, 2018