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Kangaroast 

A cookout made using Kangaroo meat.
I stopped by the exotic meat market yesterday. Let's have a Kangaroast this weekend!
Kangaroast by ScareMaster August 6, 2022

Kangarator 

A hybrid animal, equal parts kangaroo and alligator. Frequently dismissed as mythical creatures due to the fact that they are invisible and cannot be seen by the human eye. They tend to live on the sides of volanoes and feed off of joy berries (also invisible). Hands down the most dangerous creature on planet earth, they have no common enemies but every once in a while fast moving lava flows may strike one down. Stories of Kangarators have been passed down from generation to generation and the public is just now becoming more aware of them.
Child: Mom can me and Jimmy go playing on the volcanoe today?
Mom: Absolutely not you'll get your face ripped off by a Kangarator.
Kangarator by MegaFish22 April 6, 2010

phantom kangaroos 

A psychological experience with sudden onset, often precipitated by the sensory deprivation that occurs during extended quarantine.
Those adorable phantom kangaroos are back; I just love to play ball on the back porch with them during this terribly dull shelter in place bullshit.

Kangaroos loose in the top paddock 

he's got kangaroos loose in the top paddock

Kangarooter 

Someone who has carnal relations with large hopping marsupials.
Looks like the Ocker kangarooters are going to win the cricket again! Argh!
Kangarooter by sheepshaggin kiwi December 14, 2004
Shoes from the seventies that have zippered pockets on the sides.
Used to hold change, money, and/or condoms.
"do you need a condom? cause ive got some in my shoes!"
kangaroos by Sam April 4, 2004