Person 2: DUDE! Thats not a mouse! Thats a Kameron!
He's more hardcore than Chuck Norris and Jet Li.
He really hates fat people, Especially named Dillon.
Better put down the cake tubby, or Kameron will slit your wrists...VERTICALLY!
Kameron: I know I`m the bait! I can get any girl I want.