He is a hot man and everybody likes him. He probably has 60 Million dollas and 10 sports cars. He is burning hot just like super idol. If you meet a Kalle G you know him. He is allso realy cool. There is only one Kalle G in the wold and no one can compete with the sheer heat and money that he has. Only few pepole have meet him but they say that they have never seen eanything as bueatiful not even there own child (if the have one)
Betrice: "wow than man is so hot i can feel the heat from a mile away"
Lucy: " and he is rich as fuck damm"
Paul: "i wish i could be as cool as him"
Karl: " You will never be as cool as Kalle G paul it is imposible"
Lucy: " and he is rich as fuck damm"
Paul: "i wish i could be as cool as him"
Karl: " You will never be as cool as Kalle G paul it is imposible"
by StrangeCardboard February 7, 2022
by Kalle Kraus January 1, 2023
Kalle, she is the most beautiful girl I the word. She has a kind heart and thinks about others be for herself. She can make a great girlfriend! Just don't get on a Kalle's nerves because it you do then your gonna have a talk by her best friend. She can always make you laugh and always helps you when your feeling down. Kalle is a wonderful girl. She's the most popular girl in the school but is also the nicest. She would never hurt anyone. If you ahve a best friend or a girlfriend named Kalle then you are a very lucky person. Always cherish that girl.
Kalle: I'm so ugly
Me: Bitch you are fucking beautiful, I mean like your hair is so long and shiny, Your eyes are so sparkly, Your so skinny,Your popular, Your style is gorgeous, and all the guys want you! So hunny don't be talkin' she. I'm over here lookin' like Dora just the up on me
Me: Bitch you are fucking beautiful, I mean like your hair is so long and shiny, Your eyes are so sparkly, Your so skinny,Your popular, Your style is gorgeous, and all the guys want you! So hunny don't be talkin' she. I'm over here lookin' like Dora just the up on me
by XxBoba_BearxX March 12, 2022
Big man, hold tight azneee, Big penus, Finland is My city, Nallenator activated. Everyone should be like Nallenator. He is tha best nibba alive on this fookin planet. Every kalle is the very snäll and everyone loves him very nice
by RandomLady1337 May 14, 2018
Kalle your bitch
by Thorbjøøø August 31, 2018