by XRiaX August 27, 2007
they were doing the kalinka last night
by XriaX August 29, 2007
When your sexual partner strips naked, bathes themselves in country style gravy and covers themselves in tater tots, then they proceed to sing "Kalinka" by the Red Choir of Russia while fucking you in the ass. *Best if performed after shoving an entire grade A potato up your butt.*
by The Mighty Dozer October 2, 2018