This a sexual act in which ur partner bends over un half and proceeds to suck in your entire genitalia. After this, you flick them back up still the balls in the mouth and usually will cause the man to ejaculate instantly getting it all over the women's face. She then finally gets the balls out if her mouth and starts going ham on another dude who was watching the whole time.
Dude, why are ur balls swolen.
Sorry bro my girl gave me the Dirty Kaleo
by EVOID Avater January 27, 2022
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Usually extremely short. Thinks very highly of himself and yet has poor grades. He's bossy and has commitment issues. He's got a beer belly and dad bod. He acts gay around his closest friend's and even though he's short he goes for the tall girls. He will most likely end up in jail for stupid shit.
Oh it's kaleo
by Lloosseerrss November 14, 2021
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The name Kaleo derived from the Woman who was worshipped by the ancient civilization of Ostara, the men there feared Her. She was no more than the town’s hag but overtime Her status grew when Women started seeking Her for magical elixirs in order to become stronger than their husbands. Fearing this, the men made Her a goddess by worshiping at Her feet, what else could they do? They would’ve turn to sand by a simple whisper from Her mouth. The Women of Ostara became Her allies and guardians. After the Kingdom of Ostara had fallen, Kaleo shared Her throne with the last surviving Women of Ostara, proclaiming their new Kingdom as their “Queendom”.
You’re such an independent strong Kaleo kinda Woman”
“How Kaleo of you”
by Latasia Fae August 22, 2021
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