A good looking guy who gets all the girls and has a best friend called josh. Also if a girl saw him she would instantly be jealous and wet.
Girl 1: Oh my god that boy is so fit!
Girlfriend: I no right thats Kalem my boyfriend.
Girl 1: Lucky son of a fucking bitch!! ( walks off in anger )
Girlfriend: I no right thats Kalem my boyfriend.
Girl 1: Lucky son of a fucking bitch!! ( walks off in anger )
by DaFuSe April 1, 2012
A Kalem is a booty loving memelord who has ridiculous but surprisingly well thought out ideals and will make any girl wet from a slight glance
by Qwelum May 10, 2018
Kalem is a wonderful man who can make any girl happy. He's really kind, and loving to those he falls in love with. He's also really funny and any girl who has him as a boyfriend or husband is a very lucky person. He knows what's right and he will be very honest and won't hesitate to tell you his mind if he wants to. His words are honest and loving, and him being affectionate is something that means the world
Girl 1: Hey, did you see that man walk by?
Girl 2: yeah, his name is Kalem
Girl 1: Wow, maybe I should ask him out sometime.
Girl 2: yeah, his name is Kalem
Girl 1: Wow, maybe I should ask him out sometime.
by TheLemonPie5 May 27, 2021
A Kalem is a giant who screeches a lot. However, a Kalem is also a very, kind and funny- also is a good listener.
by ssrini June 29, 2019
Two words combined to make one; Kent, and Salem.
Word used by a person trying to buy a pack of cigarettes, and couldn't make up their mind which cigarettes to get either Kent or Salem
Word used by a person trying to buy a pack of cigarettes, and couldn't make up their mind which cigarettes to get either Kent or Salem
by aPcrew April 10, 2007
Kyle: ahhhheee what a sick clooohud mang
Kalem: I know I am the vape lord.
Kyle: *whispers * wish I was as kewl as him :'<
Kalem: I know I am the vape lord.
Kyle: *whispers * wish I was as kewl as him :'<
by Kushyksnizzle July 15, 2017
by Runner257 November 9, 2019