kaluchi 

Kaluchi (kä-lOO ‘chE)

n. pl. Kaluchiis (kä-lOO ‘chEs)

Kaluchiis are the spherical growth formations of seaweed and kelp, usually located at the base of the stem. They can be found washed up ashore in most beaches. Sphere sizes can vary from 2-5 inches.

Kaluchiis have various nicknames, such as: Sea Grapes, Shark Popcorn, Poseidon's Meatball, and Kelpballs.

Name originally coined by Aquaman in Hawaii.

Dude 1: Hey what are these ball-like thingies allover the beach.

Dude 2: There called kaluchiis. . . and there Italian.

Dude 1: Oooooooh!

kaluchi by HOLY DIVER November 10, 2013

Kaloucha 

An old ruted piece of junk vehicle

Look at that old kaloucha driving down the street

Kaloucha by Jason March 7, 2004

Kat kalache

An ethnic food item served on a stick. Featured on The Simpsons. Usually served with crab juice.

Kat kalache by Anonymous November 2, 2003

kalachi 

herpes on the vagina

kalachi must be contagious

kalachi by scummittalk October 25, 2019

Kalanchi 

Translates to “without you.” A unique and beautiful Ethiopian name typically given to females who are extremely intelligent, beautiful, witty, kind, friendly and charismatic. A rarity. Elite. Reserved for the most special people in the world.

“Wow, have you met Kalanchi? She’s unlike anyone I’ve ever met before!”

Kalanchi by Lasealasea November 23, 2021