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A sexually transmitted disease prevalent in Northern Texas; also known as the "snap cluck"
That bitch I slept with last night gave me Kalandria
by Andrew Taylor Still June 10, 2008
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A Kalandria is a beautiful loving and caring girl that can make you laugh when your feeling down and lift your spirits up when she walks in the room
Girl1: Ohh you know that Kalandria was good that lifted my spirits all the way up

Girl2:The same here everyone needs a Kalandria in they life
by 7%&@?!?%'2)_?( zggzgsgwgstwgbx November 21, 2016
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