• Poacher of Pastries
• Slayer of Fakes
• Destroyer of every soul unfortunate enough to face her on the soccer field
also low key a vampire
• Slayer of Fakes
• Destroyer of every soul unfortunate enough to face her on the soccer field
also low key a vampire
Arabidopsis Control: Oh my glucose, is that Kaitlin Bower?! We need to get out of here!
Arabidopsis Variable: *wheeze* I-I can’t do it, son... I don’t know what they’ve been putting in my water but it ain’t easy on the cells. *wheeze*
Arabidopsis Control: No! I can’t leave you behind! I won’t just let my dad die!
Arabidopsis Variable: Just *cough* just go on without me, son. Enjoy the next 3 weeks of your life in peace.
Arabidopsis Control: M-maybe you’ll be ok? She’s only supposed to be weeding today, s-so maybe you’ll just be relocated.
Arabidopsis Variable: Do you remember the last time she tried to weed us?! Did you forget the September massacre?!?! Just face it, son, im a goner...just go...
Arabidopsis Control: b-but maybe-
Arabidopsis Variable: GO!!!
Kaitlin Bower: *snaps*
Half our Arabidopsis: *dies*
Arabidopsis Variable: *wheeze* I-I can’t do it, son... I don’t know what they’ve been putting in my water but it ain’t easy on the cells. *wheeze*
Arabidopsis Control: No! I can’t leave you behind! I won’t just let my dad die!
Arabidopsis Variable: Just *cough* just go on without me, son. Enjoy the next 3 weeks of your life in peace.
Arabidopsis Control: M-maybe you’ll be ok? She’s only supposed to be weeding today, s-so maybe you’ll just be relocated.
Arabidopsis Variable: Do you remember the last time she tried to weed us?! Did you forget the September massacre?!?! Just face it, son, im a goner...just go...
Arabidopsis Control: b-but maybe-
Arabidopsis Variable: GO!!!
Kaitlin Bower: *snaps*
Half our Arabidopsis: *dies*
by Desbrett November 26, 2018
by ScrewyLuie July 12, 2019