Kaisermiser 

To wipe your balls on a roll and pretend to be very stingey with it. Once you have made someone want it you watch them eat it and proceed to tell them they have eaten your pubes.

I gave that dude a kaisermiser! He duffed me in the face.. But he still ate my pubes!

Kaisermiser by Ballssssss October 21, 2012

Keiserpants

A characteristic or feature of a person, usually pertaining to appearance, that is holding them back from reaching their potential coolness capabilities, in so far, that if this feature is corrected perfection will be obtained.

"My god. That ugly bead necklace that he wears is definitely his keiserpants."

Keiserpants by toosh-a-poosh March 6, 2009

kaisean 

A loyal, good in bed ready to go nigga.
Down for anything and a big dick, great in bed and funny.

Omg I need I need a nigga like Kaisean

kaisean by Good in bed December 15, 2017

Kanterman

Crazy girl who sits next to me in Chemistry of Beer...jewish

god, she is acting like such a Kanterman

Kanterman by shelbymustang350 February 3, 2010

Kaizerfan 

A huge fan of the norwegian rock band Kaizers Orchestra, who almost just listens to that band and go to a lot of their concerts.

"You ain't a Kaizerfan if you ain't got a gas mask."

Kaizerfan by Helge Kaizer (?) March 22, 2006

Karnerman 

A being so powerful it created exsistance out of nothingness.
Since energy cant bea made or destroyed where and how did it become?
Well it was The Great Karnerman who sacrificed its immortality to create exsistance.
He can be found oliving on Earth he is everywhere and everyone, but cant be seen nor found

"I am all and everything"
"Did you just quote The Great Karnerman?"
"HELL YEA I DID!!!"

Karnerman by Mr:MRS November 2, 2016

kierman 

the child gamer you meet on Fortnite that calls you dog water every two minutes, he will harass you until you pass out. he enjoys the thug life.

Kierman is toxic

kierman by ahabobby the e-boy June 17, 2021