Hawaiian man with large penis. Generally has tribal tattooing and a great thirst for alcohol.
Do you see those tats and green bottle? Dang bet he is a Kaioni!
by Peapot101 December 21, 2016
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A small tiny girl with pointy ears who often is mistaken for an elf
That girl is tiny she’s such a kaioni
by Qwertyytrewq123321 August 14, 2019
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