Kailey

Contrary to the way they act Kaileys are smart. They are sexy and curious. They avoid commitment and love to play around with with peoples emotions. Especially people she knows that have a crush on her. Kaileys usually like to try new and exciting things. Because of this experimental nature Kaileys tend to go black and never come back. They end up with Trey Trey, lil j j, or any other ghetto black person name (male or female). Shes the white girl with the black guy and the cute mixed race baby. Kaileys are usually athletic but sometimes lazy. Sports she might play are volleyball, softball, basketball. More than likely volleyball which gives her nice legs and a nice behind. She's Probably secretly bi curios. She's probably blond with several sisters and brothers who do better in school. But she's the good looking under achiever child. Kaileys are usually funny on purpose in a blond kind a way. They are outgoing and everybody knows and loves them. She's rude sometimes but it's never personal. Kailey's are usually summer babies who like warm colors like red orange or yellow. These colors look good on them.She's God's child no matter how many times she messes up. Kaileys don't commit to much so if she commits to you hold on tight because it wont happen again.

Kailey laughed at me because I tripped going up the stares. Who Does that?

by Jetwagon October 31, 2011

Kailey

Kailey is a beautiful girl, and loves anime, usually has blonde hair, loves music, drawing, playing video games, and hanging out with friends, but don't get on her bad side, and if you do, HIDE! She is a fighter, but can be a lover, she also likes writing storys, and/or telling them, traveling, she likes to learn about specific things, like geometry, and languages, and she says and asks dumb/silly/random questions/things such as: "if a bar of soap falls on the floor, is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?" and "a fart is just the ghost of the food we ate" etc. and she does have a side though, and when/if she falls, be there to catch her, she may say she hates/doesnt like hugs, but thats her asking for one, kaileys usually have mental disorders, and stuff, but she doesnt let people know, and kailey's always trying to make people happy, even if she cut herself the night before or someone/she did something to cause herself pain (you never know), she ignores her own pain for other people, so give kailey a hug every once in a while even if kailey doesnt have a mental disorder, it makes her happy, and kaileys give good hugs!! and WARNING: KAILEYS MAY STALK YOU WE HAVE NO LIABILITY AS TO WHAT YOU MIGHT SEE TOMORROW NIGHT IN YOUR WINDOW, MAYBE EVEN AN INFLATABLE T-REX WITH KAILEY IN IT!
and if kailey has a cruch, she wont give up until kailey has you wrapped around her finger!

guy 1: OMG LAST NIGHT THERE WAS A GREEN INFLATABLE T-REX IN MY WINDOW
guy 2: dude, it was kailey... be careful, i think she likes you
guy 1: no, i hope not...
guy 2: oh yeah, be careful, and oH SHIt! HIDE! SHE IS COMING! AND SHES MAD AT ME! BC I DIDNT TELL HER WHERE YOU LIVE SO SHE HAD TO FIND OUT FOR HERsELF!
guy 1: r.i.p buddy

girl 1: wow, kailey is so pretty today isnt she?
girl 2: hell yeah,
girl 1: HEY, KAILEY,wait... shit shes mad at boy 1!!
girl 2: KAILEY WHERE DID YOU GET THAT SHIRT!?!

kailey: *****GLARES at girl 2 and boy 1*****

by TalkingTurtles37 October 22, 2018

Kailey

Kailey is one person who is very upfront with you... if she likes you, she will tell you... if she doesn't like you, she will tell you. Kailey can be defined as Beautiful, Pretty, Sexy, Nice, Loving, and cuddling. Kailey is also a the most loving and caring person i know. She is a great companion and great friend to have. I Love you kailey, and i always will........

Girl 1: Kailey is so sexy.... she might just turn me lesbian

Girl 2: yeah.... im gonna kill you if you take her from me.....

Kailey is an awesome person

by Unidentified Lover August 30, 2022

Kailey

The craziest bat shit midget you’ll meet. Stupid micro person who’ll whore out to anyone after 1 beer.

Person 1: there’s Kailey.
Person 2: she been drinking?
Person 1: yep!
Person 3: she gonna get an ass fucking like you wouldn’t believe.
Person 1: lmao

by Suck-a-nigga-dick-69 November 26, 2019

Kailey

Kailey is a very amazing person who you can trust with everything. They will ALWAYS be there for you no matter what. They are the mom of the friend group and they own it XD. Of course since they re there for you u are there for them. U can have deep conversations and will never fight. She is a beautiful human inside and out. If u find a Kailey keep them your lucky u have them. Very trustworthy will make a great girlfriend and mom.

I'm so glad to have Kailey as a friend.

by ugly and lonely January 26, 2019

Kailey

Kailey. A white colored blonde with short hair. She usually has blue eyes and her hair is always straightened. She has a few face piercings. Kailey is probably dating a trashy trailer park boy named like noah or some shit. Kailey had exactly 3 sisters Daphne nikki and michelle. Kailey is a total blonde kinda stupid but a total bitch. She always complains.

Omg did you see kaileys outfit what is that Noah her boyfriends clothes. Yuck

by SweetSophistication:) September 8, 2020

Kailey

A backstabbing bitch whose narcissistic, but can't see it. She has lots of friends, as she's a people pleaser. If you're on her bad side, you generally aren't worth her time. She doesn't treat the people who truly care about her like you would a friend, let alone a close one.

"What's Kailey doing?"

"She's off making people cry because she thinks it's funny."

by _DumbB1tch December 28, 2022