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The act of paying someone money to forcefully rape you in the anus.
Person 1: "Hey what happened to all of your money? And why are you walking funny?"

Person 2: "I was Kabamed by some guy last night."
Kabamed by Doc. Strange April 12, 2017
Related Words
Kabreigh Kabamed Kabari kamare Kavares Kababe Kabrea kabren kadaree kamarea
The consolidation of kayaking and drinking beer ("brewing") creates this colorful verb which can either be yelled while kabrewing or after a long day of kabrewing.
"All we do is kabrew!!!!"
Kabrew by Wakin1 March 26, 2010

kabaragoya 

severe and shocking disappointment

The term's origins come from the 2014 Scripps National Spelling Bee. When Jacob Williamson was given the word "kabaragoya," he exclaimed "I know it! I totally know it!" However, he spelled the word with a "c" and was eliminated.
"You guys lost today? I thought you said that team was bad."
"Yeah, I know. We played awful. Total kabaragoya."
Pronounced like car in.

The most complex woman you'll ever meet! Wears her heart on her sleeve and is always there for everyone. Never puts herself first. Incredibly beautiful inside and out!

Just like the magical unicorn, if you ever come across a Kaaren (only the ones spelled this way) you will never forget her!
Do not mess with the things she holds the closest! Kaaren will do wherever it requires to protect them. Her tongue is a vicious weapon!
I had coffee with Kaaren, it was very profound in an incredible way.

That's Kaaren's, I wouldn't mess with it. Oh shit....she's going to be so pissed
Kaaren by venny June 28, 2016
A brilliant bombshell that is super pretty. Every guy chases her but very few can get her! She is extremely athletic and smart! Everyone wants her. You can look but you can't touch! If you hurt her she will leave wanting more. She is a girl that you will NEVER quite get over!
Of course that's Kabrey talking to all the guys even though everyone knows none of them are good enough for her!
1. In biology - sort of little deer. "Moschus moschiferus", to be exact.

2. In daily speak - just about everything.
1. Siberian kabarga do really great jumps.

2. Ho, my brothers! You woudn't believe sort of kabarga just happened to me!
Kabarga by Gul'Dan July 23, 2009