John's gf: Hey where's my dog?
John: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.
John's gf: What?
John: I love you so much babe, I don't know how to tell you but I killed your dog in my bathroom.
John's gf: WTF JOHN!!!!!
Ky Davis is basically the most perfect women, she has class, style, sex appeal, a great sense of humour, the most beautiful eyes and smile you could ever wish for. She pretty much epitimises what a woman should be. FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.