Pronounced kuhng pooh
-Noun
The art of "Kung poo" is to 1st discharge a rancid egg-like fart... then without moving proximity use kung fu hand gestures i.e. Chops, Slices or waves to direct pungence toward the victim. One must perfect such a "Kung poo" technique in that it delivers a concentrated bouquet without air dilution.
Origin: this urban martial art was first recorded in use within whitley, reading, England.
-Noun
The art of "Kung poo" is to 1st discharge a rancid egg-like fart... then without moving proximity use kung fu hand gestures i.e. Chops, Slices or waves to direct pungence toward the victim. One must perfect such a "Kung poo" technique in that it delivers a concentrated bouquet without air dilution.
Origin: this urban martial art was first recorded in use within whitley, reading, England.
Example:
Rus: "Did you receive my 'kung poo' text message?"
Lee: (silence)
Rus: "Lee?"
Lee: (deathly silence)
by Quantum Reflex December 3, 2006
Pronounced kuhng pooh
-Noun
The art of "Kung poo" is to 1st discharge a rancid egg-like fart... then without moving proximity use kung fu hand gestures i.e. Chops, Slices or waves to direct pungence toward the victim. One must perfect such a "Kung poo" technique in that it delivers a concentrated bouquet without air dilution.
Origin: this urban martial art was first recorded in use within whitley, reading, England.
-Noun
The art of "Kung poo" is to 1st discharge a rancid egg-like fart... then without moving proximity use kung fu hand gestures i.e. Chops, Slices or waves to direct pungence toward the victim. One must perfect such a "Kung poo" technique in that it delivers a concentrated bouquet without air dilution.
Origin: this urban martial art was first recorded in use within whitley, reading, England.
Example:
Rus: "Did you receive my 'kung poo' text message?"
Lee: (silence)
Rus: "Lee?"
Lee: (deathly silence)
Rus: "Did you receive my 'kung poo' text message?"
Lee: (silence)
Rus: "Lee?"
Lee: (deathly silence)
by Quantum Reflex December 3, 2006
A traditional Chinese martial art that combines ancient breath-holding techniques with rigorous squatting exercises to combat the dangers of bodega/shitty club bathrooms. Developed by a disgruntled polish techno snob who after browning the cuffs of his artfully torn white Diesel jeans on one too many occasions, traveled to a mountaintop monastery in the wuhan province of China and immersed himself in a strict mindfulness-based regimen to hone this art.
As Jane’s hand wandered lower and lower down the sweat-moistened back of her lover, she perceived a slight rumbling other than the pounding house beat that filled the stale air of the club. Concerned, she peered deep into his eyes and whispered, “are you ok?” “Have no fear sugarplum” was his reply. “I know Kung Poo.”
by Retardhandler69 October 19, 2020
the act of yelling "Waaah-TAH" and abruptly farting right after, sometimes resulting in taking a dump on ones self.
by Dmizzado93 September 18, 2011
(Verb) kung-poo-punching
Kung Poo punching is the act of punching your partners anus so hard that your first is completely swallowed by their anus. Also making a "wii cha" sound when doing so.
This usually results in death for the victim, as the person Kung-Poo-Punching them usually takes a kidney as a trophey.
Kung Poo punching is the act of punching your partners anus so hard that your first is completely swallowed by their anus. Also making a "wii cha" sound when doing so.
This usually results in death for the victim, as the person Kung-Poo-Punching them usually takes a kidney as a trophey.
Bob: Woah, last night i Kung Poo Punched my girlfriend so hard, that i got carried away and took her kidney as a trophey.
Jane: Oh wow, i might try that with Rod tonight.
Jane: Oh wow, i might try that with Rod tonight.
by Horwitzerr March 23, 2011
by makemecumdaddy123 May 9, 2022
The act of crapping one's pants, then kicking one's leg so that the turd flies out the bottom of the pant leg.
by David14 April 6, 2023