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acronym - Kielbasa Splitting Cock Punch

To punch a male in the package such that the penis erupts like an overcooked kielbasa sausage. Preferably, the trajectory of the punch should align perfectly with the axis of the penis. Used when a simple cock punch is not enough punishment.

Also, Kielbasa Splitter
I was playing Halo 3 and this turdbox wouldn't shut up about how he "owned" me, so I had to give him a KSCP.
by CNSMike December 04, 2007

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