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My T.K's balls 

-I'm going to get an A on tomorrow's exam!
- my T.K's balls you will!
My T.K's balls by zeinzee May 9, 2011

D I C K S Q U A D 

What happens when little dicks grow big and strong? They come together and foster an environment where one day other dicks may do the same. We are an army throbbing to the beat of a different drum. Our only mission is to fill you up inside with the warm joy of friendship and in this ecstatic release we hope you rediscover the same passion we feel. With eyes on the future and a firm grip on the present D I C K S Q U A D stays both relative and innovative.
Friend 1: Hey did you hear about the argument with John and Victor?
Fellow member: Too bad their not in D I C K S Q U A D
D I C K S Q U A D by milk>cream April 27, 2014

urbandic(k)s 

The assholes that post on this site so faithfully that they probably devote more time to thinking up useless definitions to stupid non-existant words than too getting themselves laid, which in all honesty would probably do them good.
What an urbandic(k), I bet he hasn't spooged in over a year, let alone gotten any of the glorious poon-tang out there, that makes being human worthwhile.
urbandic(k)s by Ashen Skies. September 20, 2003

K.S. Polestar 1 

Currently the best car right now.

It made its ultimate debut in the 2019, Need For Speed: Heat.
I finally unlocked the K.S. Polestar 1, and it’ sexy but really fucking slow!
2 meanings, one is enemy killa in gang slang or another is representing kelly park crip set in compton same with another gangs like A's up for adcc or Ns up for nbcc
1.Yo K's up to them piru niggas, ima kill they whole set, 2. Ks up cuzz wat set you claim
k's up by gfhh January 1, 2014

Smith Center, KS 

A town in north central Kansas whose population is under 2000 people. It's a good place to live if you enjoy being bored off your ass. Those who are good at sports and/or are related to members of the Chamber of Commerce, City Council, and School Board find growing up in Smith Center to to be quite enjoyable. Everyone else describes the experience as being akin to that of Hester Prynne in The Scarlet Letter. There are a few good teachers there but the High School prefers to employ coaches who try to squeeze in a little teaching on the side. Most residents have nothing better to do than pry in other people's business. People there will be nice to your face for the most part, but they will talk shit on you the minute you turn your back. Also, if you're ever there be sure to visit one of the 75 churches.

Home of the Smith Center Redmen
Guy 1: Dude are you from Smith Center, KS?

Guy 2: Yeah. I was good at sports so I slept through school and still graduated.

Guy 1: I'm from there too. One time a teacher told me to sit in the colored section.

Guy 2: After I graduated I realized I was destined to fail at life so I stayed there where people still think I'm awesome.

Guy 1: I left and never looked back. Now I'm successful and happy.
Smith Center, KS by MastaRoe February 6, 2010