KMU 

An acronym for the phrase "Keep me updated".

Person 1: "We're thinking about having a party tonight. Not sure what time and place though"

Person 2: "Alright man, kmu on the details"

KMU by JarrodJS December 31, 2010

KMU 

Knock me up.

"Hey babe, we've been dating for a while and I think that you should kmu."

KMU by Mami😍😘🔥 June 18, 2016

Kmurr

1. someone who has thick bacon
2. Monty Burgdon's persian name
3. someone who run's on all fours in the mall while making dinosaur noises

1. Omg he is such a Kmurr with that thick bacon!
2. Kmurr gets hard from talking about the bubonic plague.
3. Look at that Kmurr run on all fours!

Kmurr by NotRen March 17, 2009

Kmuf 

Lurve

I kmuf you so much right now. RAWR

Kmuf by Micky <3's beans D xoxo November 23, 2012

Kmulk 

Completely average. Isn’t necessarily good at anything. Never living life just simply existing

That guy never want to do anything

Yeah he’s a complete Kmulk

Kmulk by Huperman January 3, 2022

Kmuched 

This usually happens when you go to a bar (by yourself or with others), proceed to get blackout drunk or at least drunk enough to where you don’t remember the end of the night. Then towards the end of the night when your DD arrives, he or she takes you home and proceeds to take care of you. But you end up not knowing if you were take advantage of by your DD, you wake up the next morning sore in weird spots and nursing the hangover. That night will forever remain a mystery to you and the only one that will truly know the events of the end of the night will be the DD.

Bro, I got fucked up at the bar last Thursday, but I think Joel kmuched me...

Kmuched by SeizureSentral October 23, 2019

kmu2d 

keep me up to date. For example, booty will bcome booty.

ill let u kno when.
ok cool kmu2d : ))

kmu2d by drowning jesus October 29, 2019