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The coolest and most crazy yet unpractical Yordle. Used the quotes "Kindness is a language that the deaf can hear and the blind can see" and "Oop! Bear trap in your face" in one body and probably one sentence at one point.
"Kled is the best LoL character"
"He's bad at gameplay because of Skaarl"
"I don't play league, he's cools tho"
Kled by ZumoZumo83 May 27, 2021
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kled • Kledi • Kledisa • Kledion • kledder • Kledge • Kledhog • kledia • kledio • kledjan
A state of being absolutely wasted, at least blackout drunk. It works even better if one of your friends has to take care of you that night, or if you barf whilst hooking up someone.
"So what's going on?"
"Oh my god, I'm going to get so KLed tonight!"
KLed by KLsbestfriend January 27, 2009
someone who is soo cool that theyr both a kid and a led (lad) which gives us kled
mcbride u kled,u love duff !
kled by aodhamcmac December 27, 2007

Scandidly Kled 

When someone is dressed with bold, confident authenticity—like their outfit is saying exactly what they mean, no filter, no shame. Often stylish, sometimes revealing, but always unapologetically them.
"She showed up to brunch scandidly kled—crop top, combat boots, and zero fucks given."

"That outfit? Scandidly kled as hell. You own that look."

"It’s not about skin—it’s about attitude. He was scandidly kled in thrifted chaos, and it worked."
Scandidly Kled by Azkiso June 21, 2025
-Kled-hog- (n) - A name you call someone who is a complete moron, or someone who is very clumsy.
Guy 1: "This idiot tripped on air and spilled his coffee all over my new shirt!"

Guy 2: "Wow, what a Kledhog..."
Kledhog by Jato Unleashed November 23, 2009
A kledion is very man. He is very person. They can be funny. And also very blue.
Hey is that kledion?
yeah
Kledion by spooksay September 9, 2020
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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