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Kind of Have to Poop. Often followed by the phrases "RHP," or "Really Have to Poop," and, in extremely unfortunate cases, "JPM," "Just Poo'd Myself."
Person 1: Oh no, that mexican buffet is hitting my lower intestine. KHP.
Person 2: That sucks bro. Try to hold it for a while, I don't want to pull over.
Person 1: Situation's progressing fast. RHP, RHP!
Person 2: Alright fine, here's a truck stop.
Person 1: Nevermind, keep going. JPM.
KHP by //JPM July 7, 2010
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khpxz.c by Khpxz_ August 5, 2021
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khpelwak by Khpelwak February 19, 2021
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026