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The fine art of popcorn surprise but with a box of KFC chips. To pull off the hilarious trick, do the following:

STEP 1: Create a hole in the bottom of your half full KFC chip box

STEP 2: Insert your (preferably erect) phallus upwards into said hole

STEP 3: Entice your friends to unknowingly reach in and grab a "chip"

Your friend should then grasp your salty penis, thus rendering them homosexual and yourself a hilarious friend for tricking another man to grab your penis
I walked in on nugget reaching into Marty's KFC chips, only to see him run away, having received a KFC surprise. We pashed, Then Marty cried as salt got into his Japs eye
by BoyDoods July 10, 2008

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