You: Hey, what's up? Church is sure boring today, isn't it?
Jordan: Yeah, it really is extra boring today. But I had a great time last night.
You: Oh really, what did you do?
Jordan: Oh, I had sex with you girlfriend. She really is amazing in bed.
You: You....You.....You KCidyMkus!!! I'll see you after church in the parking lot!
Jordan: What the hell did you call me?
You: Muhahahahah! That's for me to know and you to find out!