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kafunked 

Shot with a gun, usually in an especially violent or agressive manner. This word derives from southern street gangs, and is likely a mixture of "kablammed" and "funked."
"I hear he got kafunked last night in the alley way by those Bloods."
kafunked by David December 15, 2004
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kafuckel 

A word used to describe a really bad situation.
Ya bro I went to the bar with my new girlfriend and both of my ex's were there, it was a complete kafuckel.
kafuckel by Hatchbackboy_05 August 14, 2022

Kafunked 

When your physically and emotionally depleted and you don't have capacity to give any more.
We've just had my sisters 5 kids staying with us for the last week. It was great but I am totally kafunked.
Kafunked by Brumby flower July 2, 2024

Kafuckery 

Noun (informal, workplace slang)

A state of a situation, project, or work in which progress is completely stalled, tangled in bureaucratic, technical, or chaotic complications, with no immediate resolution in sight. Synonymous with a deadlock, impasse, or stalemate, but with added layers of frustration or absurdity.
What a complete kafuckery. What kind of kafuckery is this?
Kafuckery by Kharmichael April 28, 2025

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026