california thunder jypsy

when you slap a small jewish boy in the face and then drop a deuce on his forehead, then you finish with a good ole teabagging.

ME:"hey tom whats wrong?"

TOM:"that guy just gave me a california thunder jypsy.."

ME:"your jewish?!"

california thunder jypsy by jaydawg pizzle mc fizzle April 1, 2010

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Japsycho

A male or transtesticle being who gets a kick out of inserting different types of objects in through his pee hole before ejaculating on to them. It is believed that the first person to become a registered "japsycho" was a homosexual butler from Norwich who in the late 1800 was found inserting his masters toothbrush deep in his urethra whilst staring at a damp patch on the ceiling and uncontrollably moaning in an aggressive manner. After the incident the butler was arrested, but he wasn't charged after he claimed he couldn't look at certain objects without getting a stiffy and feeling the need to stick them up himself. After people got a whiff of the butlers story and his masters youngest son got a whiff of that toothbrush, more a more japsycho's started to pop up out of nowhere, popping all sorts of different objects out from their penises. It is said that after realising how difficult it is to insert an object as large as an amputee's peg leg in though a male urethra, it is possible that they may make it an olympic sport, but the chances of that are lower than a midgets waistline.

Keith: I heared that Leroy got kicked out of the rave by security for sticking a glowstick down his pee hole.
Derrick: I know I heared! Poor Leroy... He can't help being a japsycho!
Keith: I know I do feel for him... I wonder what happened with that glowstick though?

Japsycho by Funkdoctorforeskin March 31, 2023

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Jymsyl

Jymsyl is a person who loves like no other. Because he is himself. So, he can only love like himself. A hardworking man you will never ask for, because you know all kinds of hardworking men. He should be loved but, he knows no one deserves all the love and care in this world. You can find and experience someone like him, because he isn't better than anyone else. He is a gift from God, just like everyone else.

Jymsyl knows that everyone on earth is full of potential and capabilities.

Jymsyl by Missing November 23, 2021

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jypsbadwifi

The best Kpop tiktoker in the world

Have you watched jypsbadwifi's video today!?

jypsbadwifi by jypsbadwifi March 30, 2021

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jypsexual

only attracted to jyp oppa and will forever be loyal to him.

person #1: hey can we date?? you look amazing <33
you: no sorry i’m jypsexual!

jypsexual by discord: CrazyA#7274 July 17, 2021

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Jymsyl

Jymsyl is a person who loves like no other. Because he is himself. So, he can only love like himself. A hardworking man you will never ask for, because you know all kinds of hardworking men. He should be loved but, he knows no one deserves all the love and care in this world. You can find and experience someone like him, because he isn't better than anyone else. He is a gift from God, just like everyone else.

Jymsyl knows that everyone on earth is full of potential and capabilities.

Jymsyl by Y&Y All For You November 20, 2021

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