Justin Beiber

a malevolent alien being come down to earth that wears the skin of a prepubescent boy. His objective is to create popular music with a hidden sound that will kill human brain cells, when the majority of humans have been turned into vegetables his species will come to earth and ingest the human race. Justin Beibers commonly target children, mainly young girls with simple thoughtless high pitched music about love. a Justin Beiber's only weakness is the sound of rock or metal that dates before the year 2000, any other music will simply increase its manipulative ability, exposing it to rock or metal will cause intense pain in its eyes, ears and brain, prolonged exposure should cause multiple strokes and heart attacks eventually pressure in the brain will cause its head to explode. exposing the brain directly to rock with headphones should cause instant decapitation

guy #1:i had a dream i was in a flying saucer with a Justin Beiber, he tried to kill me but when he got near my ipod he fell down and died, weird dream huh?

guy #2: that was real! you got abducted by the beibers!

by randomguy#212 December 10, 2010

Justin Beiber

One of today's major dissapointments.

My sister is obsessed with Justin Beiber, Its a damn shame.

by wduwk November 3, 2010

Justin Beiber

See wangster

Just see wangster, that pretty much Justin Beiber

by dfgyuihygfdxfjnkhg February 20, 2010

Justin Beiber

An evil creature that bleeds once a month yet does not die. It is alergic to criticism and puberty. It's origins are unknown. though it was probably found somewhere in the woods and summoned by the necrinomicon to bring pain to Sensible people and to take the souls of 11 - 14 year old girls. It has been written in ancient scrolls that armageddon would come to talent if she should rise. Music tried to stop it but Usher fucked it up.

Me: So did you hear about that-

JB Fan: OH MY HOLY CRAP MY PANTS JESUS CUTE GOD THIS KID IS HAWT THATS RIGHT HAWT LIKE MUFFINS! Justin Beiber!

Me: What the hell did you say?

JB Fan: IM A MARRY HIS ASS,ASS,HES CUTE MUFFINS, PINK,MUFFINS!!! HE LIVES INSIDE ME!!! YOU SHALL NEVER RETRIEVE THE NECRINOMICON!!!

Me:(scared Voice) Can..Can you please stop?

JB Fan:(foaming from the mouth) (growling)RAHHARGAGARGARGH!!! JUSTIN BEIBER!!! RAGHHH!!!! (runs away)

Me: Holy Shit..SHe came out of nowhere!

by Fredrick Santos October 4, 2010

Justin Beiber

a gay-boy whos voice could smash windows with its high pitch

infected:OMG! justin beiber is liiikee soo fitaay
me: go drink some hemlock
infected: *gasp* just coz u got no taste in musiic.... you need help giirrrrll *goes off and listens to disney shite
Me: *shudder* must resist genoside. must. resist. *goes off and listens to the yh yh yhs*

beiber fever must. be. cured.

by Dragon_boogies December 12, 2010

Justin Beiber

A gay little faggot who sings horribly to get paid more money. Justin Beiber has been doing a lot of bad stuff like spitting on fans, peeing in the jail floor and in kitchen, yelling because the airplane can't hold a monkey and a pig so he waits 8 hours to get a private jet, abounding a pet monkey, going to jail for drugs and drag racing, egging a house next door, smokes weed, takes drugs, trying to act like a gangster, thinking Usher is his best celebrity friend, singing horribly, getting one of his gay music videos which doesn't deserve to get views get 1 billion views (thank god PSY has more views than the slut) and he thinks Anne Frank would be a believer.

He is a big disgrace to the Canadian people BUT he also has a lot of fan girls- also has several JB fan armies

The Justin Beiber fans are stupid and don't even know any good music and acts just like him and just try's to fuck up the non believers by acting slutty to them and trying to defend Justin beiber.

I wished Justin Beiber stopped making stupid music!

by KumonSucks July 6, 2014

Justin Beiber

A hansom lady who should not be made fun of because you guys are jealous of her.

Dam... Justin Beiber she can really hit those high notes.

by Usher14376123 February 22, 2011