A retarded little 1 year old girl who wounds like a weasle caught in a wood chiper.
Bob: Hey look at that little girl. Is she dying?

Retard: No that's not a girl it's justin beiber!!!

Bob: That's what I said. It's a little girl. I wonder is she's chocking on a racoon?

Retard: He's not chocking!!! He's singing in his beutiful voice!!!

Bob: PLEASE DIE!!!!!
by violenceandprofanity August 31, 2010
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i usually dont mind if someone is gay. but justin bieber flaunts it around in everyones face.he also cant write lyrics. Baby (somehow his smash hit) is just him saying baby baby baby ohhhhh like baby baby baby noooo like... and so on. and dont forget one time, the song that somehow made him famous. its just so lemme tell you one time... and so on. not to mention he says shawty like hes some kind of rapper or something.
stupid fangirl: OMG I LOOOOVEEE JUSTIN BEIBER! HE SO CUTE!
sane person: are you kidding? puberty is gonna hit that girl harder than chris brown hit rihanna!
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A girl that everyone thinks is either amazing or awful
Person 1: justin beiber is the worst person ever.
Person 2: come on guys don't make fun of her she has feelings to you know.
by awkwardmonkey69 July 27, 2010
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a 14-year-old boy that is a little too young to sing(ok, WAY too young)about dirty stuff like girls and dating, I have to admit, he IS good looking, but not as good looking as a bunch of other people.
girl: OMG! GUESS WHAT!!!!
me: what?!
girl: I GOT TICKETS FOR THE JUSTIN BEIBER CONCERT!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: ......oh, thats........nice. (I look at her like she's gone crazy)
by quiet_but_deadly June 8, 2010
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many people say things like "justin beiber iz soooo gay lolz!" but really, there's nothing "gay" about him. notice how EVERY SONG HE WRITES IS ABOUT GIRLS.

apparently his "girl voice" turns him into this gaywad fag when really the people that call him that are just jealous becuase he's more successful than them.

however, there is hope, becuase as of recently he's cut his hair and he no longer sounds like a girl.
retard: justin beiber is so gay lololol!

me: go fuck yourself. he's no more gay than you are not jealous. *punches retard is the face, cuts open his balls and burns his body*
by Chowderz February 18, 2011
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the lowest form of life on this planet. should be aborted at birth, and shot on sight. pieces of shit in general.
Person with common sense: JB is such a little attention whoring cunt. she should die.

Justin Beiber fan: U STFU U FUCKING FAGGOT ILL FUCKING MURDER U AHHHHHH STOP TALKING ABOUT JUSTIN DAT WAY HES AWESUM U JUST JEALOUS!!!!!!

person with common sense: LOL U MAD
by chainsawguy200 June 2, 2011
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